I need a better bath plug,

This one doesn’t fit.

When I fill the bath with water,

I always lose a bit.

Drip, drip,

drip, drip,

the leaking doesn’t stop.

If it gets worse

my bath will drain

down to the very last drop.

I ate a piece of cake,

my teeth began to ache!

I went to the dentist

and there his apprentice

removed all my teeth by mistake.