Montague Shoe

Have you heard the story of Montague Shoe?

He fitted a left foot — ’twas all he could do.

But the shoe that fitted the right foot was lost,

So into the trash can poor Monty was tossed.

But there in the trash Montague found

A shoe for a right foot — ’twas perfectly sound.

They became a new pair, one black and one blue,

And that was the story of Montague Shoe.