A hairy problem

I saw a man with lots of hair

sprouting from each ear.

With so much hair I wondered

how the man could hear.

The same poor man had lots more hair,

from his nose it grew.

How could he breathe, I wondered.

How did the air get through?

That same poor man was also bald —

How to fix his woes?

Just make a wig with the hair

from his ears and nose!